If I were to havew a cake with myself on it I would make an addition to have Obamas decapitated head on a platter next to me and me holding a gun smoking a cigar.
on the side of the cake it would say, The Man, The Legend, The Honored, Brice Hagood. Army Strong.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
blog 46
RELIGION, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
"What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims."Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it.""Then why do you not become an atheist?""Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism.""In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."
"What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims."Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it.""Then why do you not become an atheist?""Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism.""In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."
Monday, October 19, 2009
blog 45
PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair.
Lord Tennyson
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
blog 40
Imagine the most chaotic, unorganized class you have ever had. If you were the teacher for a day, what would you do to make the class more conducive to a positive learning experience for all students?
In a hectic classroom I would first of all make an example of a few of them by calling a peace officer into the room to escourt two uncontrolable students. then ask another officer to stay and observe the class. Then I would print the classwork and place it on each individuals table.
Tell them they cannot work together but they can use books, if they talk the officer will escourt them out of the class to ISS. Then when the class is over I would give out class averages and tell them if they do not improve their outcome out of School will be less than desirable.
In a hectic classroom I would first of all make an example of a few of them by calling a peace officer into the room to escourt two uncontrolable students. then ask another officer to stay and observe the class. Then I would print the classwork and place it on each individuals table.
Tell them they cannot work together but they can use books, if they talk the officer will escourt them out of the class to ISS. Then when the class is over I would give out class averages and tell them if they do not improve their outcome out of School will be less than desirable.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Vanitas
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur,
Omnia mors perimit et nulli miseretur.
Ad mortem festinamus peccare desistamus.
Life is short, and shortly it will end;
Death comes quickly and respects no one,
Death destroys everything and takes pity on no one.
To death we are hastening, let us refrain from sinning.
Death comes quickly and respects no one,
Death destroys everything and takes pity on no one.
To death we are hastening, let us refrain from sinning.
Ni conversus fueris et sicut puer factus
Et vitam mutaveris in meliores actus,
Intrare non poteris regnum Dei beatus.
Ad mortem festinamus peccare desistamus.
Et vitam mutaveris in meliores actus,
Intrare non poteris regnum Dei beatus.
Ad mortem festinamus peccare desistamus.
If you do not turn back and become like a child,
And change your life for the better,
You will not be able to enter, blessed, the Kingdom of God.
To death we are hastening, let us refrain from sinning.
And change your life for the better,
You will not be able to enter, blessed, the Kingdom of God.
To death we are hastening, let us refrain from sinning.
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